Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Cézanne and Shades of Gray

Today I hopped out of the rain and into an exhibit at the Luxembourg Museum, "Cézanne and Paris."  What I didn't realize was that at 4:30pm on a Tuesday afternoon, I would be sharing the museum with what had to be at least 5 retirement home outings...

Okay, not really.  But first I waited a solid 15 minutes behind a line of gray hairs for my ticket and then again to check my dripping coat and umbrella.  Once in the gallery I tried to dodge the slow moving groups, but around every corner were canes and people wearing giant white headphones for their docent tours.  I managed to find a pace ahead of one group laden with canes but behind another and I lost myself in the colors.

Portrait of Victor Chocquet, Paul Cézanne 1877

After observing paintings and trying not to knock into an older man behind me, I overheard his pointed observations to his wife.  
"This one.  This one is rather like Pissarro."
She didn't see it, focusing hard on the painting, eye brows concerned under her sleek gray bob.
"The shades of the roofs and the way the sky is colored."
They were absorbed by the painting.  I was absorbed by them.  Parisians.  They really know their art.

Bords d'une rivière, Paul Cézanne 1904-1905

Throughout the rest of the exhibit I stopped trying to dodge the gray hairs and listened to them instead.  Old men discussed the above landscape for a solid 7 minutes.  Husbands and wives, friends and groups, all there to really see Cézanne.  I had thought the museum was chock full of old people.  But what it was full of was Parisians, art enthusiasts every last one of them.  

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Now that's what I call Metro music!

One of the things that most Parisians and I do not seem have in common is my love of the metro performers.  I think it is really fun to watch the different musicians and dancers on the trains and in the stations.  I always have to subdue my smile a bit amidst the crowds of dour faces when performers enter my subway car.

Granted, after a few weeks, I have come to upgrade my tastes a bit.  I won't stop for just any keyboardist playing "My Heart will go on," nor for every saxophonist trilling away (although I have a soft spot for those who play the epic sax guy song...).  Now I prefer those who really go out on a limb.
Today, at the Chatelet station in the center of Paris, I discovered what appears to be metro music central.  Every corner seemed to have musicians playing truly beautiful music, from the lyre to the viola to this chamber orchestra:


Now that's what I call metro music!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Naturally Juicy...

Orangina has an ad campaign to advertise its "Naturally juicy" drink across Paris (I am told this has been going for awhile...but it's pretty hilarious nevertheless).

As I walk from the metro to my apartment, I pass this lovely ad every day:


Don't see anything unusual?  Look closer: 


Yes. Next to your average, old-timey Coca Cola ad is a sexy penguin.  With garters.  And stilettos.  And a CANE.  Trying to sell me on a drink that I already liked...and now I just think is absurd.

Walk a little further, and  you get a sexy Zebra! 


(Pardon the lighting)  Here is the crowning touch!  The accompanying video campaign.  That might be the strangest/funniest commercial I've ever seen...

I wonder if Orangina sales have been up lately?

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Stereotypes...

"And if this year you cheat on your lover with your husband?"

If you take a metro today in Paris, you will face many times the lovely advertisement for a new dating website...but this isn't your average dating website.  It is called Gleeden and it is a website created by women specifically for extramarital dating.  I guess finding a love outside of one's marriage par hazard is out of style these days.  Or maybe people are too impatient to wait around for their lover to come along.

In any case, with the click of a mouse, people across the world can have a not so dangerous liason.  And I can have a good laugh every time I take the metro.

(On a side note...I still think it's funny that my name means  'husband' in French...)

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

First Adventure

Alright.  I'm in Paris. I arrive, I dine in a café.  I see the Louvre from my hotel room, the Eiffel Tower from the living room in my bougie apartment.  Life is well, parfait!  LA TEE DAAAAAAA.

Ok.  So down to the real stuff.  The nitty gritty.  For example: what is going on with "les toilettes?"  In my first tour of  the lovely apartment where I am staying (no sass here, I couldn't be more lucky), I am directed by my chic host mom in the green eyeliner specially to this sign:


Okay.  Fair enough.  Old apartment.  Be careful with the toilet...no biggie.  Wait.  What?  Electric toilet?  What does that even mean?  I'm no tech-y, but I know that water and electricity don't mix...And at least in my limited experience with the "W.C. Électrique," neither do electricity and toilets...

So what is an electric toilet?  Sadly, Wikipedia can't help me on this one.  Upon further research, apparently, I could buy one with "pleasant dimensions" for 800 euros.  The point would be to pulverize or incinerate the waste somewhere in or around the toilet...cool, I guess, especially in a big city the likes of Paris.  Still, I must be missing the point here.


Over and out...maybe next time I'll write about something more classy.  Perhaps a visit to the Sewer Museum?